Some Lovecraft Spanish Freak Thing

The lyrics (because you couldn't live without them, I know)

Lovecraft, Lovecraft,

Chtulhu Chtulhu brings destruction
It's danced by the sectarians of the sect of Dagon
Give Chtulhu Chtulhu to those dirty gules
before you too imitate them.
It's danced by Yog Sugoth
and the heat falling from heaven
and it's dedicated to the Primogenes.
It's danced by Nyarlotherp
and the fleshless angels
the dogs from Tindalos with bloody lips

Lovecraft, Lovecraft

And the Chtulhu Chtulhu is danced like this:

One: resurrection
Two: absorbs souls.
Three: conquers the World.
Fourth: destruction.

Dance the Chtulhu Chtulhu
Dance the Chtulhu Chtulhu

If it's mispronounced it can lick my a*
They dance it in Arkbain
They dance it in Pknakontos
even though they call the insane idiots.

(repeat)

It's sung by Abdul Al-Hazred
with his Necronomicon
while the flute of Azroth plays a song.

Etc etc. I'm not going to translate further geekery.

The worst part is that this song is based on the one that Spain entered to the Eurovision Contest. Predictably, it was creamed, but at least it lost deliberately, whereas other years Spain had lost pitifully with serious songs.

Here it is, in case your ears weren't bleeding yet.