sábado, 21 de abril de 2007

Drunk Taxi drivers

Driven home by a taxi driver who was drunker than we were. Man, I'm happy to be alive. I didn't notice until we stopped, next time I'll be more careful.
If I'm paying precious euros for a drive, I want guarantees that my taxi driver is doing a better job than I'd do myself after two mojitos. If he drinks a single beer, I want him castrated on a public square. Is that asking for too much? Apparently, in Spain it is.

2 comentarios:

Marshall dijo...

I'm so glad you made it home safely. Perhaps you should carry your own breathalyzer to determine the driver's roadworthiness...

Artemisin dijo...

Yeah, but what if I was too drunk to administer the test?