viernes, 8 de diciembre de 2006

Loving Ms.Dewey

I met Ms.Dewey today and made the mistake of introducing her to my friends. Now all my Reptile Smashing Squad is in love with her and I can't get them to do any serious Reptile Hunting until I find a way to pry them away from Her influence.
Human female: "She's beautiful"
Human male: "She won't take her clothes off". He slinks off into the shadows in desperation.

How am I supposed to save the World with this gang?

PS: the human male I refered to hogged the computer for the rest of the day, compulsively tiping "undress" in case he could fool Ms.Dewey into complying. He even looked encouraged when she answered "You first".
Children, never do this. If I hadn't known the guy better I'd have suspected he was a RH.

8 comentarios:

Vassago_ dijo...

Si te sirve de consuelo... a mí no me pareció ninguna maravilla... puestos a escoger, me gusta más tu sonrisa!!

V.

Sat Nam dijo...

Ey, ¿por qué pones "beautiful" en cursiva? Mi comentario no fue más que pura frivolidad estética... xD

Artemisin dijo...

Sat nam: because I distort stuff. This is what I do, and I'm not going to change.

Sat Nam dijo...

Mine was a rethorical question ;)

Vassago_ dijo...

"Yo soy así y así seguiré"... Suena conocido. Alaska dixit.

V.

Anónimo dijo...

Sara, recommended reading: Kren of the Mitchigai. It really is about reptile humanoids, or at least reptile intelligent life -- from their POV. They are utterly horrible, though -- and fairly convincing.

Will (de LH)

Artemisin dijo...

Ok, I'll add that book to my Christmas wish list.
Everyone else: how can you expect me to come up with quips to every backassed comment you write in my blog? Frivolidad estetica? Alaska Dixit? Really...

Vassago_ dijo...

Tomo nota.

V.